why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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