she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
how drunk are you?
Several
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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