oh god the rape fog is back!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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