real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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