Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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