when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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