she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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