he wants to bone in the snuggie
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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