This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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