we're blogging at a bar
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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