I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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