he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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