Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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