doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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