bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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