look no pants
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
we should paint friendship bongs
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
