you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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