kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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