The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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