We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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