Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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