just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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