Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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