i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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