Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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