is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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