I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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