Me too!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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