She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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