fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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