Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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