But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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