my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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