I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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