escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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