David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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