i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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