why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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