idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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