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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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