it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Damn victory sex feels great
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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