***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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