i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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