suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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