Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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