apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
