I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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