i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
