yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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