4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
