have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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