That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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